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Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Anyone can be an idealist. Anyone can be a cynic. The hard part lies somewhere in the middle i.e. being human.
Author: Hugh Macleod

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes