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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
Author: J. G. Holland

God has always been hard on the poor.
Author: Jean-Paul Marat

God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
Author: Voltaire

God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Author: Paul Valery

What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
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