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You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Author: Juvenal

You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel

Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the d
Author: Jason Fried

Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
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