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Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.
Author: Alexander Hodge

Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Author: National Lampoon

Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.
Author: Arnold Bennett

Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
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What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
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I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
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How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes