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To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The freedom of poetic license.
Author: Cicero

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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