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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Author: Albert Einstein

Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
Author: Homer

Do you know what friendship is... it is to be brother and sister; two souls which touch without mingling, two fingers on one hand.
Author: Victor Hugo

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they dont do it in the streets and frighten the horses!
Author: Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Don't agonize. Organize.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes