Best quotes to send by SMS
Cory Doctorow Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Author: Cory Doctorow

Thomas Carlyle Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing of our moral self to slavery by them that is.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Thomas Fuller Enquire not what boils in another's pot.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Socrates Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Author: Socrates

C. S. Lewis Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
Author: C. S. Lewis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
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Fishing jokes What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
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Fishing jokes What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
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Fishing jokes What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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Fishing jokes What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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