Best quotes to send by SMS

For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch
For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Author: Storm Jameson
For whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

What runs all day but
never gets tired?
Water.
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Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's something growing in the
refrigerator.
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Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize.
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and
she says,
"But...I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man
asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit
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