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Sir Arthur Eddington For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Bible For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible

Plutarch For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch

Storm Jameson For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Author: Storm Jameson

Bible For whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
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Humor jokes Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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Humor jokes Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
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Humor jokes A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Humor jokes Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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