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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Boxing is just show business with blood.
Author: Frank Bruno

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes