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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
Author: Bertrand Russell

The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.
Author: Richard Feynman

What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
Author: Bertrand Russell

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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