Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert J. Sawyer Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Thomas Hobbes Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Henry George Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

Francis Quarles Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles

Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bed jokes Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Bed jokes Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Bed jokes Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Bed jokes Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Bed jokes What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes