Best quotes to send by SMS

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust
The best jokes to send by SMS

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
come to you.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes