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Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Author: Millicent Fenwick

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Author: Mario Puzo

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes