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Best quotes to send by SMS
Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.Author: Britney Spears
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.Author: Voltaire
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.Author: Lucille Ball
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.Author: Henry David Thoreau
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.Author: Baltasar Gracian
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and
a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between trumpet
players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature
and earn money.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton
viola concerto?
A: Music Minus One.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an
optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just
that the
viola player's heads are so small.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's
fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes