Best quotes to send by SMS

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain
Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne
I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What do you call a witch who
kills her
mother and father?
An orphan.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes