Best quotes to send by SMS
Gloria Steinem I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Mark Twain Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

William Arthur Wood Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

A. A. Milne One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

Angela L. Wozniak I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
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Weather jokes Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
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Witch jokes What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
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Witch jokes Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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Witch jokes How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
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