Best quotes to send by SMS

I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house.
Author: Jerry Falwell
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Author: August Strindberg
I met a fool i' the forest,
A motley fool.
Author: William Shakespeare
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Author: Leo Rosten
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Author: Will Rogers
The best jokes to send by SMS

Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies
with
her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
Friend:
Don't worry; be hoppy!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What did the bunny want to do when he grew
up?
Join the Hare Force.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do rabbits put in their
computers?
Hoppy disks!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare
brain.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit who works in a
bakery?
A yeaster bunny!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes