Best quotes to send by SMS
Jerry Falwell I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house.
Author: Jerry Falwell

August Strindberg I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Author: August Strindberg

William Shakespeare I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool.
Author: William Shakespeare

Leo Rosten I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Author: Leo Rosten

Will Rogers I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Author: Will Rogers

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
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Rabbit jokes What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Rabbit jokes What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
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Rabbit jokes What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
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