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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
Author: Dave Barry

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe

Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale

Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes