Best quotes to send by SMS
Solon In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Author: Solon

Susanne Langer In human life, art may arise from almost any activity, and once it does so, it is launched on a long road of exploration, invention, freedom to the limits of extravagance, interference to the point of frustration, finally discipline, controlling constant
Author: Susanne Langer

Frank Wilczek In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Maya Angelou I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.
Author: Maya Angelou

George E. Woodberry If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Author: George E. Woodberry

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Yo momma jokes yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo momma jokes Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
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Yo momma jokes Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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