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There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Author: Indian Proverb

If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Author: Groucho Marx

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes