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Samsung SGH-X100
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Samsung SGH-P100
Samsung SGH-i700
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Samsung SGH-E820
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Best quotes to send by SMS
To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.Author: C. E. Montague
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.Author: Cicero
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.Author: Paul Dirac
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.Author: Garry Shandling
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.Author: Anatole France
The best jokes to send by SMS
One vampire to the
other : " Let's go and
have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary
just round the
corner"!This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire
in Camelot?
He was a bite of the Round Table!This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a
circus
entertainer ?
Something that goes straight for the juggler
!This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire stand
at the bus stop
with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile
blood unit.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes