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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Author: David Letterman

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Author: Unknown

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
Author: Og Mandino

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Author: Jennie Jerome Churchill

Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.
Author: Madame de Stael

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.'
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes