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Make a decision, even if it's wrong.
Author: Jarvis Klem

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.
Author: Meg Cabot

We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and fellowship that exist among all members of the human race.
Author: Cicero

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
Author: Eric Hoffer

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
This is the joke from a category: Random joke of the day

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes