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Best quotes to send by SMS
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.Author: Kin Hubbard
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.Author: H. L. Mencken
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.Author: Seneca
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.Author: George Washington
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.Author: Arthur C. Clarke
The best jokes to send by SMS
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
'Hot
dog!'This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes