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Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Author: Mickey Friedman

What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
Author: Victor Hugo

Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.
Author: Anton Chekhov

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient, but restless mind, of sacrificing one's ease or vanity, of uniting a love of detail to foresight, and of passing through hard times bravely and cheerfully.
Author: Charles Victor Cherbuliez

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Author: Dan Quayle

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes