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Best quotes to send by SMS
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?Author: Randy K. Milholland
Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Why, then the world's mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.Author: William Shakespeare
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.Author: Samuel Johnson
The best jokes to send by SMS
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes