Best quotes to send by SMS

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
Author: Max Beerbohm
The art of being bored is lost.
Author: Ted Klauber
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Author: Evan Esar
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Author: Darrin Weinberg
You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a blonde standing between two
brunettes? A mental block!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
know. Neither did she!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
in?
A: "Have another beer."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have black roots.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes