Best quotes to send by SMS
Max Beerbohm You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Ted Klauber The art of being bored is lost.
Author: Ted Klauber

Evan Esar You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Author: Evan Esar

Darrin Weinberg It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Author: Darrin Weinberg

Real Live Preacher You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
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Blonde jokes Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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Blonde jokes Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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Blonde jokes Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
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