Best quotes to send by SMS

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Author: Dutch Proverb
A harbor, even if it is a little harbor, is a good thing... It takes something from the world, and has something to give in return.
Author: Sarah Orne Jewett
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
Author: German Proverb
A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
Author: H. L. Mencken
A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
Author: Barbra Streisand
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because
they can understand them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A:
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
went out with.
I dyed my hair !
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes