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Best quotes to send by SMS
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.Author: Samuel McChord Crothers
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Author: Joey Adams
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.Author: Dan Seligman
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.Author: Charlotte Bronte
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.Author: Annie Dillard
The best jokes to send by SMS
Which burger is famous for a long
nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
occasion?
The POTTED ones!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegetarians!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burger
Land?
The meatball heros!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes