Best quotes to send by SMS

Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
Author: Aristotle
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Author: Jeanne Moreau
Age is opportunity no less
Than youth itself, though in another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away
The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds for professing to believe.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
Author: Douglas Adams
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
Blind Mice!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
mouse? - A: Catch.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a
cat-alogue!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take
good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey,
these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I
must be a God!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes