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Best quotes to send by SMS
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.Author: Publilius Syrus
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.Author: Robert Benchley
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.Author: Alfred A. Knopf
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.Author: Unknown
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.Author: Edwin P. Whipple
The best jokes to send by SMS
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!"
the farmer
answered.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
How did cows feel when the branding iron was
invented?
They were very impressed!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes