Best quotes to send by SMS

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead
Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
Author: Eugene Delacroix
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
Author: William James
As Americans, we want peace -- we work and sacrifice for peace. But there can be no peace if our security depends on the will and whims of a ruthless and aggressive dictator. I'm not willing to stake one American life on trusting Saddam Hussein.
Author: George W. Bush
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Why don't
women blink during
foreplay?
They don't have time.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes