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Best quotes to send by SMS
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.Author: Aaron Burr
Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau
I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.Author: Randall Jarrell
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.Author: Billy Rose
The best jokes to send by SMS
A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he
continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the
kid says
" oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the
old man
replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all
that chocolate
"oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own
business !This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Did you hear about the two little boys who
found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?
'Quick,'
said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of their
voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted
down
at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock
in the
morning!"This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes
for ?'
Ben asked.
'They're knot holes,' said his
dad.
'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert
come out
to play?'
'No, said the mother, 'it's too
cold.'
'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play
?'This is the joke from a category: Children jokes