Best quotes to send by SMS
Alvin Toffler Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.
Author: Alvin Toffler

Helen Keller Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Author: Helen Keller

Horace Mann Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men and women think of us.
Author: Horace Mann

German Proverb Charity sees the need not the cause.
Author: German Proverb

Charlotte Bronte Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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Elephant jokes What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
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Elephant jokes Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
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Elephant jokes What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
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Elephant jokes Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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