Best quotes to send by SMS

Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.
Author: Alvin Toffler
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Author: Helen Keller
Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men and women think of us.
Author: Horace Mann
Charity sees the need not the cause.
Author: German Proverb
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Author: Charlotte Bronte
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did Tarzan say when he saw the
elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant creeping through
the jungle in
the middle of the night ?
Russell !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they've no pockets to put things in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do elephants do in
the evenings
?
Watch elevision !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes