Best quotes to send by SMS

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
Author: H. L. Mencken
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Author: The laws of Manu
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Author: Steve Jobs
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Author: Horatio Nelson
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
Author: Aeschylus
The best jokes to send by SMS

What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic
krill !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What did the sardine call the
submarine ?
A can of people !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
?
Because they have electric 'eels !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes