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Motorola RIZR_Z6
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Motorola MPx220
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Best quotes to send by SMS
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.Author: Japanese Proverb
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.Author: Malayan Proverb
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Author: Unknown
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.Author: Howard Aiken
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.Author: Benjamin Franklin
The best jokes to send by SMS
Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes