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Best quotes to send by SMS
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.Author: Benjamin Franklin
Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously.Author: Roy M. Cohn
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.Author: Jay Leno
God creates men, but they choose each other.Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying
involved.This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a
lawyer were sitting on a train.
The Frenchman offered
everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out
the window, saying,
"Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I
come from."
The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of
the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I
come from."
Then the American threw the lawyer out the
window, saying...This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
broken
noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes