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Best quotes to send by SMS
Having had to encounter single-handed during his period of eclipse many physical dangers, he was well aware of the most dangerous element common to them all: of the crushing, paralysing sense of human littleness, which is what really defeats a human strugAuthor: Joseph Conrad
He can make me love something just by showing me the energy with which he loves it.Author: Heather Armstrong
He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.Author: Henry David Thoreau
He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion.Author: Cornelius Tacitus
He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.Author: Hesiod
The best jokes to send by SMS
How many
psychologists does it take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but the
light bulb really has to
want to change.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
One out of every four people is
suffering from some
form of mental illness.
Check three friends. If
they're OK, then it's you.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to check it 100
times, one for each watt.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare for an examination given by the
head psychiatrist. If
the patients pass the exam, they will be free to
leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain
them for five
years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving
board
looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first
patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both
legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked
the doctor.
To which the third patient
answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes