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Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.Author: William Shakespeare
Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thAuthor: Steve Jobs
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.Author: David Frost
His enemies shall lick the dust.Author: Bible
His life was gentle; and the elements
So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress
working on a movie?
A: She's the one sleeping with the
writer.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
The producer of a low budget film is
trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work
by
telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.
"First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead."
The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?"
"Well, no,"
the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a
distant cousin
who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And
besides,
we've also got Redford."
"You got Robert Redford?" the director
asks.
"No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and
has lots of
acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he
says
enthusiastically, " we've got Streisand and in a singing
role."
"Barbara Streisand?" he asks.
"No, Elizabeth
Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a
great voice. AND
we've got Goulet."
"You got Robert Goulet?" the director asks.
"Yeah," the producer replies glumly, "we got Robert
Goulet."This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
An actor went to see a new agent one day
and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is
innovative.'
So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few
times and
landed smoothly on the agent's desk.
`So you do
bird impressions,' said the agent, `what else can you
do?'This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes