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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
Author: John Keats

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
Author: Bette Davis

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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