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Best quotes to send by SMS
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.Author: Themistocles
I hope you become comfortable with the use of logic without being deceived into concluding that logic will inevitably lead you to the correct conclusion.Author: Neil Armstrong
I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way.Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.Author: Mitch Hedberg
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.Author: Roseanne Barr
The best jokes to send by SMS
What would you get if you crossed a
snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs
!This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your litre !This is the joke from a category: Space jokes