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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.Author: Buddha
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.Author: African Proverb
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.Author: Robert Redford
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.Author: Mary Kay Ash
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.Author: The Dalai Lama
The best jokes to send by SMS
A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in
Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her
chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the
color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as
a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from
being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person,
because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in
general...and all in the name of
humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed
and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, "You stay out of
this, mister! I'm talking to that
little idiot on your knee!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Aches and
Pains by Arthur RitisThis is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout.
'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.'This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes