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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it.Author: Marilyn Monroe
It doesn't matter that Cathy was what I have called a monster. Perhaps we can't understand Cathy, but on the other hand we are capable of many things in all directions, of great virtues and great sins. And who in his mind has not probed the black water?Author: John Steinbeck
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.Author: Neil Gaiman
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.Author: Calvin Trillin
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.Author: George Sand
The best jokes to send by SMS
An
accountant goes into a pet shop to
buy a parrot. The shop owner shows
him three identical parrots on a
perch and says, "The parrot on the
left costs $500."
"Why
does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant.
"Well,"
replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits."
"How much does
the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant.
"That one costs
$1,000 because it can do everything the first one can
do plus it
knows how to prepare financial forecasts".
The startled accountant
asks about the third parrot, to be told it
costs $4,000. Needless to
say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the
owner replies "To be honest, I've never seen him do a
darn thing, but
the other two call him Senior Partner."This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
A tourist, visiting a small town in
Israel, came upon a statue dedicated
to "The Unknown Soldier". At the
base of the statue, a sign was
displayed:
"Here lies Seymour
Ruthenberg".
The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it
possible an
unknown
had a name.
The resident replied, "As a
soldier, that Seymour was pretty much
unknown,
but as an
accountant-Oy! He was something."This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to show up at picnics ?This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes