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It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.Author: Jessamyn West
It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market researchAuthor: Malcolm Gladwell
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.Author: Earl Warren
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.Author: John Andrew Holmes
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.Author: Marva Collins
The best jokes to send by SMS
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's all right, I
don't mind at all.
Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some
nails. The wood's in the
garage.
I have four legs, but only one
foot. What am I?
A bedThis is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pillow slip.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes