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Best quotes to send by SMS
Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing.Author: Heather Armstrong
Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.Author: Plutarch
I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.Author: Whoopi Goldberg
Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned.Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
The best jokes to send by SMS
While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was
labeled dolphin safe,
but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the
blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I
wonder why?"
The
blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate
them."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde said "Look
at that dog with one eye!"
The
other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A man works in the
operations department of
a large bank. Employees call him from the field when
they have
problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from
a branch
bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the
back of
my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a
wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart
so she digs
and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that
she wants to be even smarter so she finds a
flair and sets it
off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of
them, so the fairy changes her
hair color to black and she
says," Let's go over the bridge."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides in the
bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides
on the top level. The
brunette team down below is having a great time,
when one of them
realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes
upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the
top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead.
She
says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a
grand time
downstairs!'
One of the blondes looks up and
says,
'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes