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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.Author: Anais Nin
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.Author: Wilson Mizner
I have thought too much to stoop to action.Author: Adam De L'Isle
Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides.Author: Frank Tyger
Literature is news that stays news.Author: Ezra Pound
The best jokes to send by SMS
A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
"You can't
eat me ? I'm the manager!"
"Well," said the cannibal, "soon
you'll be a manager in chief."This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
their
first taste of Christianity !This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes