Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas A. Edison Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Francois de La Rochefoucauld However brilliant an action, it should not be esteemed great unless the result of a great motive.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Thomas Fuller Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Carl Friedrich Gauss Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Author: Carl Friedrich Gauss

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Children jokes 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'
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Children jokes Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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Children jokes 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'
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Children jokes John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'
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Children jokes Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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