
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
Author: Thomas A. Edison
However brilliant an action, it should not be esteemed great unless the result of a great motive.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Author: Thomas Fuller
Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Author: Carl Friedrich Gauss

'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you
help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called
Cotters......'
'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called
?'
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through
all those
little holes !
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'William, I've been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes, but they're twins, so I
wanted some way to tell the
apart.'
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
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Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take
an eighth
of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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