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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing ever goes away.Author: Barry Commoner
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?Author: Laurence J. Peter
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. PersistAuthor: Calvin Coolidge
Nothing is easy to the unwilling.Author: Nikki Giovanni
The best jokes to send by SMS
An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The
surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients
be up
and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent
blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the
hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he
complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep
walking
him.
After a week, the patient was ready to go. His
family came to pick him
up and thanked the surgeon profusely for
what he had done for their
father. The surgeon was pleased and
appreciated the thanks, but told them
that it was really a simple
operation and we had been lucky to get him
in time. "But doctor, you don't
understand," they said, "Dad
hasn't walked in over a year!"This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wailed.
"What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep
having the
same dream, night after night. There's this door with a
sign on
it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open."
"What
does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the
patient.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistant do
it.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes