Best quotes to send by SMS
George Bernard Shaw One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Italian Proverb One may have good eyes and yet see nothing.
Author: Italian Proverb

Margaret Deland One must desire something to be alive.
Author: Margaret Deland

Sun-Tzu Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions.
Author: Sun-Tzu

Real Live Preacher One of the joys we have in being human is in exercising our freedom to choose and to take each case as it comes to us. We are not robots who are forced into behaviors by their programming. We see things; we think about things; and we choose our course of
Author: Real Live Preacher

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
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Elephant jokes When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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Elephant jokes Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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Elephant jokes What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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Elephant jokes What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
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