Best quotes to send by SMS

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
One may have good eyes and yet see nothing.
Author: Italian Proverb
One must desire something to be alive.
Author: Margaret Deland
Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions.
Author: Sun-Tzu
One of the joys we have in being human is in exercising our freedom to choose and to take each case as it comes to us. We are not robots who are forced into behaviors by their programming. We see things; we think about things; and we choose our course of
Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS

How can you tell if there is
an elephant
in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
?
When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Teacher:"To which family
does the
elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What did Tarzan say when he saw the
elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant creeping through
the jungle in
the middle of the night ?
Russell !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes