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Best quotes to send by SMS
People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.Author: Henry Ford
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.Author: Carl Sagan
People find life entirely too time-consuming.Author: Stanislaw J. Lec
People in general are scared to death of the war and all the exhibition have been a failure, because the rich - don't want to buy anything.Author: Frida Kahlo
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.Author: Kurt Vonnegut
The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger
approaches and asks: "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful
spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday," he
boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the
stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped
the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"Meet
the biggest liar in the state!"This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts
get soggy before they can catch them.This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes