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Best quotes to send by SMS
Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it.
It's your freedom that will get you to where you want to go.Author: Hugh Macleod
Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,Author: Henry W. Fowler
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.Author: Jeff Melvoin
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.Author: Ayn Rand
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.Author: Christopher Morley
The best jokes to send by SMS
The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from
the Bible in the past
week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up,
"My daddy doesn't
have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put
hair on everything
that he was ashamed of."This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes