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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.Author: Albert Einstein
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?Author: Jeff Melvoin
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.Author: Dorothee Solle
She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.Author: John Mason Brown
She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.Author: Henry James
The best jokes to send by SMS
The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three
wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.
"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm tired
of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The
sumo
wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse."
"But the
squirrel?" asked the genie.
"I need something to go 'click-click'
to start the
horse!!!"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
A guy goes to a girl's house
for the first
time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses
herself
to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's
standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks
it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says
"What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He
goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to
the kitchen to get an
ashtray."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What's the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I don't know and I don't care!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
A. PennsylvaniaThis is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes